Odd

I find it odd that in an ob/gyn office - which is supposed to be for pregnant ladies who at some point get too big to sit anywhere comfortably and have a hard time getting up - I find it funny that they have low toilets in the bathrooms and no grab bars.  And you have to leave a sample at every visit so a pregnant lady is Always using that bathroom.  I also find it odd that the seats in the waiting room are hard plastic that is not comfortable for anyone.

Since I'm making a list, I find it Very annoying that places that specifically do ultrasounds, and get goo Aaaaaaaaaallllll over you, don't have showers.  I mean I love walking around all day with my giant belly being sticky icky and smelly.  Who doesn't?  I think maybe some people don't...

Finders Keepers

I found my ankle bones!  Yaaaay :)  I knew they were in there somewhere.

Rude!

To the rude guy on the subway platform this morning who pushed me so he could get on the train first,

REALLY?!  REALLY?!  You had to push a pregnant woman out of the way so You could get a seat?!  Tell your mother what you did.  She what she says.

Zzzzz....

Apparently, dreaming about going to the bathroom is not the same as actually going.  Dang it!

Counting Sefirah

I’m 33 weeks today.  7 weeks left.  Maybe I should start counting Sefirah...

Best Line of Shabbat

Best line of Shabbat - “I like my meat medium rare.  I like my babies well done.”

Lunatic

I talk to my belly.  All the time.  My husband thinks I'm a lunatic.  He tells my belly so.