Actual Conversation

Actual conversation:

Coworker: “Is today “Bring your child to work day”?”

Me: “I bring my child to work every day! :)

Good Listener

I told my baby that when it exits my body, it should take all the fat with it so I can go back to my old clothes, which I miss,...bc I can't afford new clothes...especially since I will have to buy my baby new clothes also.
I also told my baby not to hurt me on the way out.  I’ve been so nice to it.  It should at least do that much for me.
I hope my baby is a good listener.

A Watched Pot

A watched pot may never boil, but if you stare at my belly long enough, you'll see it bounce!

First Doctor Appointment

Today was my first doctor appointment where they check to make sure there's really a baby in there and how many babies are in there.  Moshe said if there is more than one baby in there, he's packing his bags and leaving.
I cried a little when I saw the picture on the sonogram screen.  That's my baby in there.  I have a baby in my belly :)
When Moshe asked me if it's ours, I said "It's definitely mine!"  He said "Unless there's something you want to tell me Right Now, it's also mine!"  Fair point.  It's also his.

Ick on a Stick

Yesterday, we all went to visit Tzivia in the hospital after she had her baby.  I just had this feeling...but Moshe said wait till tomorrow.  You can't know that kind of news and then hang out with the whole family and be able to not say anything.  So I waited.  This morning, I put on gloves and very carefully peed in a cup and then stuck the stick into the cup.  And then I cried.  B/c that's what I do.  Moshe was very confused.  I think I have a baby in my belly.
:)