Zzzzz....

Apparently, dreaming about going to the bathroom is not the same as actually going.  Dang it!

Counting Sefirah

I’m 33 weeks today.  7 weeks left.  Maybe I should start counting Sefirah...

Best Line of Shabbat

Best line of Shabbat - “I like my meat medium rare.  I like my babies well done.”

Lunatic

I talk to my belly.  All the time.  My husband thinks I'm a lunatic.  He tells my belly so.

Preparing for Rosh Hashanah

Great way to prepare for Rosh Hashanah.  Get 4 blood tests in one day.  I’m so holey today! In fact, I’m holier than swiss cheese. Hehehe...

Outta the way!

I've become that annoying person on the sidewalk who walks super slowly. I'm very sorry. I wish I could move faster. I miss weaving thru people to get to where I'm going. But I just can't move anymore. However, I always stay to the side when I walk slowly. I also make sure to have a pained look on my face so if you look at me, it looks like I couldn't move faster if I tried. But seriously, if I can move faster than you can, you're too slow!

Your Joke Isn't Funny

Dear other pregnant lady,

Your joke about being slow is not funny at the OB OFFICE!!! We're all slow!  Get over yourself.