I sat and I can't get up!

I've recently developed a strong appreciation for grab bars in bathrooms.  It's not just for the elderly.  I hope I don't break my toilet paper holder!

Good things come in large packages...?

My doctor today felt my up belly to examine my baby.  She let go and said "Were you a big baby?" 

Crap!

Fully Cooked

At a doctor visit today, the doctor said that I'm considered full term.  So any day now...  My response:  "But my car seat hasn't arrived from Amazon yet!"

Later, my car seat actually did arrive and Moshe said "If that's all that's holding you up..."

Bookends

During my first month or so of pregnancy, I was always nauseated to the point that I couldn't lay horizontally.  I could only sleep propped up against the wall with pillows and I could tilt my head slightly, like people who fall asleep on the subway.  Eventually, that went away.  

Now, in my last month, I get heartburn if I lay horizontally.  So now, I go to sleep propped up against the wall with my pillows and I can tilt my head slightly, like people who fall asleep on the subway.

It's a great way to bookend the pregnancy.

Odd

I find it odd that in an ob/gyn office - which is supposed to be for pregnant ladies who at some point get too big to sit anywhere comfortably and have a hard time getting up - I find it funny that they have low toilets in the bathrooms and no grab bars.  And you have to leave a sample at every visit so a pregnant lady is Always using that bathroom.  I also find it odd that the seats in the waiting room are hard plastic that is not comfortable for anyone.

Since I'm making a list, I find it Very annoying that places that specifically do ultrasounds, and get goo Aaaaaaaaaallllll over you, don't have showers.  I mean I love walking around all day with my giant belly being sticky icky and smelly.  Who doesn't?  I think maybe some people don't...

Finders Keepers

I found my ankle bones!  Yaaaay :)  I knew they were in there somewhere.

Rude!

To the rude guy on the subway platform this morning who pushed me so he could get on the train first,

REALLY?!  REALLY?!  You had to push a pregnant woman out of the way so You could get a seat?!  Tell your mother what you did.  She what she says.