I just haven't met you yet

This has been my theme song for the past few months
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AJmKkU5POA  It just fits so well with my life - except for the first paragraph.  But the rest of it is spot on!

Last Man Standing

When I started telling people I'm pregnant, 3 other friends said they're also pregnant.   Then I found out about 4th friend.  All due in December.  They all had their babies and none of them are pregnant anymore.  I'm the last one standing...or sitting...with my feet elevated...  How nice.  Do I win a prize...for still being pregnant?

Sorry

Someone once said that the 9th month of pregnancy is the longest month of your life.  I of course got snarky and said I'm pretty sure the 9th month is the same length as all the other months. 

I wholeheartedly apologize for ever saying that.

Whoops

Apparently, a toilet paper roll holder is not the same as a grab bar.  Whoops!

Umm...what the what?!?!

חדש שחל בו!
Holy Shmatameister!